What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 05:19

You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
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Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
Octopussy
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger